Hotel Christina

In a rather risky move Mark Warner have actually given a photo of the hotel on their website. Unlike the bombsite that was luxury hotel San Lucianu, hotel Christina is clearly photo worthy. Yet they have ingeniously taken it from far away so the average consumer being ripped off by the Dark Corner are shielded from 'imperfections'. Good work.

Ding ding...Round 2!

Can you believe it? My desperation at a lack of job has made me resort to extreme measures...a second season with the Dark Corner (aka Mark Warner). Amazingly I have managed to get a decent job, working as a French speaker in one of their public bars in la Plagne, France (see map above s'il vous plait). Now this means I get all the perks of working for 'the dark ones' ie free lift pass, skis, a floor to sleep on, lots of pasta to eat and cheap booze etc etc yet I dont have to work in their no doubt crappy hotel (anything better than San Lu must be luxury though). Ha! Kat 1, Mark Warner, 0.