Surely the MOST important thing that happened this week

You know when you're in the presence of beauty

Champers darling, rah, rah rah, rah

Apologies for not writing much this week, essentially we have been trying to help out the bar by relieving it of pretty much all its alcohol. I'll write more later when I'm not so hungover, but pretty much all you need to know this week is that at the staff party I won an award. Thats right, 'most attractive female'. It wasn't even a joke either! Everything else pales in comparison really, the last week is looming though and it looks like it could be even messier, pray for Kat.