Black Thursday 2

Jamie and Chubby in 999 reconstruction of THE RAMPAGE tm

Last black Thursday involved the firing of a kp and all sorts of other shenanigans, with part deux, I really don't know where to start. My boss Ollie was on the sauce pretty much from breakfast time as he had a bunch of mates out, and by about 5pm he was buying a bottle of genepi off me, so clearly he was quite well oiled up. Later that night there was another night out for the Heads of Department (remember last time Paul got gatwicked? Not a good sign) at a restaurant I was eating at with Marge and Pete, and you could cut the tension with a knife. From what I hear it ended up being a chance for all of them to tell each other what they really thought about each other, and Ollie didn't exactly shy away. After that it was all a bit hazy but when I returned to Scottys I heard Ollie shouting the odds at Chris for some reason, and then THE RAMPAGE began. According to an accurate reconstruction by Jamie and Chubby, he threw a chair out of Scottys on to the snow, then in an incredible hulk like green turn of events he pushed over a bin...and then he encountered humans. Oh dear god. Apparently he pushed yank nanny over and threatened to beat up a couple of kps. Hannah Scottys, Dave and myself all found this incredibly amusing because we couldn't possibly believe Ollie would act like this. Regardless, all the 'witnesses' to the 'crime' came into the incident room (aka the taverna where I was only trying to get a bloody cup of tea and got shoved out) armed with pieces of paper ready to grass up Ollie, and boy they could have written a novel at the rate they were going. To be honest Ollie didn't stand a chance against the novel of hate and he was asked to speak to the hotel manager the next day where he was sacked, barred from his own pub, and basically kicked out of his accommodation. So well done Jon Lendrum for firing the best bar manager he has probably ever had. Fortunately Ollie isn't barred anymore and basically gets a month holiday in la Plagne while he stays with his girlfriend!