La Planja

Nonsense nonsense nonsense

This one is for you Keke! One of the other popular bars in our village is called, la Planja. Like all good bars it is run by a Dutch guy called Arne. No doubt the name 'la Planja' is some amusing Dutch take on the name, la Plagne, or it is just, well, Dutch. Unfortunately due to their nonsense language it is lost on the rest of the non Dutch speaking world. The patriotism is just fantastic..a Dutch flag is on full display, swaying proudly in the wind, and as you enter the bar there is a picture of their King and Queen, Mr and Mrs Dutchie. Having to go down some steps into the bar is always a bonus and then you are greeted by Arne, the chief perv, and then some chica (also Dutch of course) called Tineke (as if the name didnt give that away), and it is undecided if she is his wife/gf/daughter/kidnappee. I'm sure this will be scene of many of my triumphs.