Proud owner of one snowboard

Let't hit some powder

Now I am officially 'gnarly' with this snowboard, compliments of Hungerpain and Jon Weaver (who I have been abusing as one of my connections here to make me sound cool), I can take up snowboarding. I do need bindings and boots though, both of which I have no idea about. This is probably one of the biggest blagging spectacles I have ever embarked upon. I may have my super polka dot boarding outfit, but Im not sure if I can fake chatting about 'edges', 'kickers' and all things 'gnarly'. Please post any snowboarder blagging tips my way.